Definitions of Designations:

• Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
• Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
• Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
• Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
• Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
• Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
• Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the right baby.
• HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a donkey can deliver a human baby – if given 9 months