Finally! A definitive guide… Read 2 comments Thank you, I was under the impression I was an Asshole all my life as it turns out I am a douchebag! This was funny as hell. Leave a Reply Cancel replyCommentName * Email * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.