Already the coolest picture of the internet in 2014 Read 2 comments Please tell me this is real. I once read a story about how Johnny Cash nearly died when an ostrich decided he wasn’t cool with his life on the farm anymore. The legend says that it sliced through his torso with its awesome talons and would have cut him clean in half if not for his enormous belt buckle beating the beast’s claws. Reblogged this on Roy F. McCampbell's Blog. Leave a Reply Cancel replyCommentName Email Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.